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By the pricking of my thumbs,
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something wicked this way comes.
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[♪♪♪]
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Unh!
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Sorry. Every crook for himself.
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BOTH:
Unh!
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ROBBER:
Help! Let me out.
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[SIREN WAILING]
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Hey, Spidey!
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Back in black, huh?
I approve.
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What? Hey, hey! Hey!
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Livin' on the edge
Fighting crime, spinning webs ♪
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♪ Swinging from the highest ledge
He can leap above our heads ♪
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized ♪
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♪ Looking up with no surprise
Arriving in the speed of time ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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♪ Spectacular, spectacular
Spider-Man ♪
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Presume not that I am the thing I was,
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for I have turn'd away my former self.
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It's happening again. Argh!
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CURT:
Stay calm, colonel.
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Slow, deep breaths.
JAMESON: Deep breaths?
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That's all you got? Help him!
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My boy's clothes are shrinking
right off him.
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Actually, he's getting bigger.
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Not that that helps either.
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[♪♪♪]
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I got you, Johnny.
No, Pop, stay back.
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No wonder this lab
goes through funding so quickly.
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[SIGHS]
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It's okay. Attack's over.
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And, hey, I taught that wall
a thing or two.
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Are you joking about this?!
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Too soon, huh?
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This should help.
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Why don't you try it
on in my office, carefully.
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What's happening to my son?
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He was exposed to the alien life form
on the hull of his space shuttle.
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Colonel Jameson was infected
by the Symb... The life form?
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Actually, he's infected
with microscopic spores
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that hitched a ride
on the life form.
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The way gum sticks to a shoe.
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We've been tracking
his condition for months.
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Since entering
the colonel's system,
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the spores have multiplied
exponentially.
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Dr. Connors thinks they may have
originated on a high-mass,
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high-gravity world, like Jupiter.
I don't care if they're from Jersey.
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If those sporks aren't out of my son
in 4.2 seconds, I'll...
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It's just not that simple.
My gene cleanser had no effect.
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Neither did extreme heat or cold.
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I've had limited success destroying
individual spores with electricity,
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but in the meantime...
JOHN: I get to wear the fancy suit.
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I hear it's all the rage on Jupiter.
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You look like a fool superhero!
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The spores are chemically
altering your mass,
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making you heavier, stronger.
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This, uh, Jupiter suit
will slow you down,
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regulate your heartbeat and help
you function in Earth-normal gravity.
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Plus the ladies love
a man in uniform.
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It's good to maintain
your sense of humor.
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Any personality changes
might imply the spores
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are chemically altering
your mind as well.
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[SUIT BLEEPING]
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FLASH:
Hey, Sha Shan.
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You didn't come to my party.
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Why would I?
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What? Uh...
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Ohh.
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You didn't understand.
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See, I invited you as my date.
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Don't you know who I am?
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Only the best quarterback
M-cubed has ever seen.
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The reason the Mustangs
won State.
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The hero who threw the winning
pass at cost of life and limb. Unh!
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I know who you are, Flash.
We're in bio together.
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I've never seen you
throw a pass.
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But I've seen you set off
the sprinklers in the lab, twice.
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Fine, walk away.
You think you're all that.
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I can date any girl
I want in this crummy school.
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Reputation, reputation, reputation!
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O, I have lost my reputation!
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I have lost the immortal part of
myself, and what remains is bestial.
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[WHISTLES]
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I have to get to the paper,
but I'll drop you at home first.
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You mind if I tag along?
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I've got a paycheck waiting
at the Bugle.
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Sure, kid, get in.
We can split the fare.
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Sorry. Guess that's the sound
of me kissing a normal life goodbye.
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PETER:
Been there, kissed that.
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Maybe shutting a door on normal
can open a window on...
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What are you babbling about,
Parker? He's infected!
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It's not contagious. Eyes front.
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I'm just saying,
he's been given great power.
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Maybe, great responsi...
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[PHONE RINGS]
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What?
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What?
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What?
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Spider-Man's back in black
and on a crime spree.
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What?
JAMESON: I want everyone on it.
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Victim stories, eyewitness accounts.
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Oh. And a headline:
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"Oh, What a Tangled Web
We Weave!" Ugh!
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I've finally got what I need
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to take the web-head down.
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Hold the front page, Robbie.
I'll call you back.
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You can take the web-head down.
Uh, excuse me?
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Look at you, boy.
You got the costume. The powers.
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All you need is a hokey name,
Uh, Captain Mass.
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No, that's too hokey. Strong-Man.
Uh, that's too generic.
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Sky Colonel... Colonel Jupiter!
That's it!
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But, Pop, you hate superheroes.
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JAMESON: When did I say that?
PETER: Every hour, on the hour?
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No, I hate masked heroes.
What are they hiding, anyway?
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But you're an astronaut!
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The world already knows
and loves you. You love him, right?
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Johnny boy, you can be the one
to bring Spider-Man to justice.
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But what if Spidey's innocent?
Don't confuse the issue.
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SPIDER-MAN: I can't believe someone's
posing as me, framing me, again.
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Please be Chameleon. Please
be Chameleon. Please be... Uh-oh.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[♪♪♪]
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Can you move?
Can you unlock the door?
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[GROANING]
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You again?
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Not again. See, I'm the real...
Whoa!
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Unh!
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Like looking in a mirror, bro.
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The funhouse kind.
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Why strew'st thou sugar
on that bottled spider,
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Whose deadly web
ensnareth thee about?
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Fool, fool!
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The day will come to curse
this venomous bunch-back'd toad.
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O villain, villain,
smiling curséd villain!
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That one might smile, and smile,
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and be a villain.
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Go villain! Whoo!
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Yeah!
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[♪♪♪]
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Bro, it's been too long.
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[VENOM LAUGHING]
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[EXPLOSION]
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Whoa. Better call it in, get help.
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[BLEEPING]
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Wait, I am help.
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Come on, Jameson,
you're not seriously thinking about
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leaping tall buildings
in a single bound?
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Colonel Jupiter, away!
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So I'm a little confused.
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Do you wanna frame me
or squash me?
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You make it sound
so complicated.
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All we want is to destroy
every single aspect of your life.
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Is that so wrong?
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[BOTH GASP]
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[GROWLING]
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MAN 1:
Help me!
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Over here!
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SPIDER-MAN: Can I take a pain
check? I have actual human beings to save.
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No go, bro.
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When we're done,
the whole world will hate you.
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Unh!
Almost as much as we do.
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Hi, uh, I'm, uh, Colonel Jupiter.
I saw the fire, thought I could help.
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[♪♪♪]
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Thank you, young man.
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Glad I could help.
WOMAN: Help!
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This way. Stay low.
Come on.
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That's it, one at a time.
No ticket required.
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Ah!
Mom!
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[GRUNTS]
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Who are you?
Colonel Jupiter, ma'am.
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BOY:
Mom!
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Happy to be of service.
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Is there anyone in here?
MALE VOICE: Get lost!
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I'm afraid I can't do that,
Mister...
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Parrot.
Get lost! Get lost!
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Get lost!
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[♪♪♪]
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[RUMBLING]
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You good?
Yeah.
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Enjoying the hero thing?
Oh, yeah.
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You know, we should think
about making this a regular thing.
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Half as many Ock arms.
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The Sinister Six divided into
the Manageable Threes.
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I could get used to...
MAN: There he is.
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Spider-Man made me crash.
The fire's his fault!
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Then what, I stopped for a quick
change of clothes? It wasn't me.
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I'll help you explain it
to the police.
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[POLICE SIREN WAILING]
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And answer a few easy
questions like, "What's my name"?
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No, thanks.
It'll be okay.
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Don't fight me on this.
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[♪♪♪]
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Unh! Ah!
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SPIDER-MAN:
Sorry, gotta swing!
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But let's do the team-up thing
again sometime.
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[GROWLING]
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LIZ:
Petey, have you been smoking?
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What? No, I'd never smoke.
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[SNIFFING]
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I would, however, put my Spidey-suit
on without washing it first.
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Ugh. Gross.
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[♪♪♪]
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Say something, please.
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I'll see you in class.
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Sweet.
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[SNIFFING]
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Do you smell barbecue?
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Sha Shan Nguyen.
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She's like totally immune
to the Flash.
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Because she's got a brain?
Exactly!
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So you're gonna tell me
how to make her go out with me.
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Me? Why me?
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Because A, somehow you got Gwen
and Liz to like your scrawny butt,
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and two, if you tell anyone,
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you'll spend the rest of junior year
stuffed in that locker.
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Uh...
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I guess you could try taking an interest
in the things she likes.
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[♪♪♪]
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Drama, huh? Heh.
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How hard could it be?
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Doubt thou the stars are fire
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Doubt that the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
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But never doubt I love
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[APPLAUSE]
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Such spirit. Such passion.
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00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:16,939
Now, that's the kind of audition
I like to see. Ha, ha, ha.
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Thank you, my dear.
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The cast list
will be posted tomorrow. Next.
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QB1 is ready for his try-out.
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You'll have to wait your turn.
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Doesn't anybody know who I am?
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MAN [ON TV]: The strange
web of crime continues
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as Spider-Man defaced City Hall
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If Spidey wasn't responsible,
then why did he run?
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You're making a big mistake,
web-head!
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[♪♪♪]
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[LAUGHING]
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[BLEEPING]
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Stacy, you have one second to explain
why Spider-Menace isn't behind bars!
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Pleasure to see you too, Jonah.
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Maybe, I can help.
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You heard about this
Colonel Jupiter?
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You mean your son?
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00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,141
Well, that's beside the point.
What's the point? Here's the point.
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He single-handedly rescued
a billion people
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from a fire covering
90 city blocks.
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Deputize him
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and he'll have the web-head
on a chain gang in 5.1 seconds.
255
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But which web-head, Jonah?
256
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This is a recent security tape.
257
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And this is older footage.
258
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Look, the fighting style,
the suit, the build,
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they're all different.
The camera adds ten pounds.
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That bug's still terrorizing
our city.
261
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This isn't the first time
the Bugle got it wrong
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when a copycat dressed up
as the web-stinger.
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Now, you really wanna embarrass
yourself and your paper, again?
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Ugh.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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John?
You were right about Spider-Man
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all along, Pop.
But I'll crush him.
268
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Well, uh, see, the cops aren't 110
percent sure the real Spidey's the problem.
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For now, why don't you save
some cats, kiss a couple of babies.
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The city will eat it up.
No!
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[BLEEPING]
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Spider-Man's mine!
273
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And I'm gonna stop him,
permanently!
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Johnny, Johnny,
that's the sporks talking.
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They're confusing your brain.
Colonel Jupiter is not confused!
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Come on, Venom, where are you?
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COLONEL JUPITER:
Spider-Man!
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Hey, Colonel!
I'm glad you're here.
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I could use a little help... Unh!
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[SPIDER-MAN GROANS]
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[BLEEPING]
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[♪♪♪]
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O, it is excellent
To have a giant's strength
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But it is tyrannous
To use it like a giant.
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[♪♪♪]
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Easy, Colonel. Look, I'm sorry
about that little dust-up
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after the fire, but...
Who are you kidding?
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You can't trick me
by switching costumes.
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00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,619
There aren't two bugs
in this city shooting webs.
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Oh, believe me, I've got my trademark
lawyers working on that... Whoa!
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[GRUNTS]
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SPIDER-MAN: The spores must
have altered his brain chemistry.
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Unh!
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Unh!
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Ah!
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[BLEEPING RAPIDLY]
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Argh!
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Ah!
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Ah!
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[BLEEPING SLOWS]
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SPIDER-MAN: That's it. Doc Connors
said electricity only had limited success
302
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destroying the spores,
303
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but maybe the problem
was limited electricity.
304
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I just need to lure him to the
nearest major source of juice.
305
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,652
Hey, Colonel Stupider!
306
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,030
Is it true you're getting denser
by the minute?
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Grrr! Argh!
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[GROANING]
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Plan's working. Yay.
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You can't run forever, web-head.
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My least favorite part of the plan.
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Now you'll learn the true meaning
of power.
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You want power?
Try two million volts.
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Argh!
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[BEEPS]
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[MACHINE POWERS DOWN]
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[BLEEPING SLOWS]
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"I will be brief:
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your noble son is mad:
Mad call I it;
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for, to define true madness,
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00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,510
What is't to be nothing else but mad?"
322
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:40,429
This is supposed to be English?
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00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:43,641
CURT: The spores are
completely out of your son's system.
324
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He should eventually be able
to resume a normal life.
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[PANTING]
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JOHN:
I miss the power. I need it.
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I have to get the power back.
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00:19:56,904 --> 00:20:00,241
Give me back the power!
Give it back!
329
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,578
Must get the power.
Must the power...
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I'm gonna get the power.
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We'll give you some time alone.
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00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,630
ELECTRO:
Don't know anyone named Max.
333
00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:17,758
My name's Electro.
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00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:21,762
Electro, I tell you!
Another one of yours?
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00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,103
[CHATTERING]
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00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:32,314
TEACHER:
All right, slowly, no pushing.
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00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,485
Oh, Glory, we're in.
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00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,738
Thank you, Shakespeare.
You too, Kenny.
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00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:42,700
Tight.
Harry, you got a lead.
340
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:44,627
Congratula...
Yeah, thanks, just a sec, okay?
341
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,455
Dad? Dad I got the lead
in the play.
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00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,915
Plus, I have a girlfriend now.
343
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:54,920
Uh, did you just say
you're proud of me?
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I have to find Venom.
345
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:07,808
It's not safe for Gwen
or anyone I care about.
346
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,770
I miss the Colonel already.
347
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,565
Petey, I'm in. I made the cast.
348
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,567
Uh... Wow.
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00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,569
That's great.
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00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,739
[♪♪♪]
351
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,742
Hey, you made it. Cool.
352
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,244
Suppose this means
we'll be seeing a lot of each other.
353
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:31,332
That seems unlikely,
since you aren't on the list.
354
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,750
What?
355
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:38,047
Obviously, the director's incapable
of recognizing our natural charisma.
356
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,969
I'm so stuffing Parker in a locker.
357
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:46,764
JAMESON:
This is all Spider-Man's fault!
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00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,433
He destroyed my son.
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00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,520
If I ever get my hands
on that wall-crawler, I'll...
360
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:53,729
[ALL GASP]
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00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,357
You want the wall-crawler?
362
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,984
No!
Then here's a scoop:
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00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:02,696
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
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00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:04,782
[♪♪♪]
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[♪♪♪]